In America we eat man semen.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Are my feet made of real feet?
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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