wat bout pragnant strippers??
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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