we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
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