Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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