I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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