I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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