sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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