Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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