hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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