Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
I just want to make out with him forever
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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