Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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