My liver just broke up with me...
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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