He is such a slut. More and more my type.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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