I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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