Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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