AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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