Please, let me fuck your mom
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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