Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
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