I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
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