he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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