so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
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