You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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