oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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