Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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