therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Let's paint friendship bongs
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
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