did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
I see more hoeing in ur future
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