I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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