IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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