Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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