It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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