you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Randomize
