Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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