people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
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