Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
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