some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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