you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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