dude i'm inner monologue high
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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