Porn is love you can see.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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