I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize