bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
She tied me up with her honor cords...
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
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