The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
I'm both gender and math confused
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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