The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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