Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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