so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
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