so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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