You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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