Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
This toilet bowl is my home.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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