Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
The struggles of a small town man whore
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Randomize
