Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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