Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
My new dentist just kinda stared at me when I told him that I used to have partial dentures after breaking 2 teeth while beating the shit out of someone, until I puked them into the toilet and flushed them after getting high and making myself undercooked mac and cheese.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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