You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
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