Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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