Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Randomize
