So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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