these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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