So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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