what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
Randomize
